10 Random Poker Quotes

• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters