10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom