10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz