10 Random Poker Quotes

• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• You have to piss with the dick you have