10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- im going to 2 out you to death
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris