10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- It's Free To Fold...
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."