10 Random Poker Quotes

• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts