10 Random Poker Quotes

• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.