10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike