10 Random Poker Quotes

• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.