10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright