10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword