10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.