10 Random Poker Quotes

• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.