10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Welcome to kicker school