10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP