10 Random Poker Quotes

• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.