10 Random Poker Quotes

• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A