10 Random Poker Quotes

• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Welcome to kicker school