10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!