10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Fook the floosh droo!
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- im going to 2 out you to death
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- Poker is for loners.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.