10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Fook the floosh droo!
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.