10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)