10 Random Poker Quotes

• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"