10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow