10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."