10 Random Poker Quotes

• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant