10 Random Poker Quotes

After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
(after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
"Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike