10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.