10 Random Poker Quotes
« back to poker calculator
More Random Quotes- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus