10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.