10 Random Poker Quotes

• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--