10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth