10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"