10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--