10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.