10 Random Poker Quotes

• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.