10 Random Poker Quotes

• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth