10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• "No river, no fish."
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"