10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Welcome to kicker school
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Fold and live to fold again
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd