10 Random Poker Quotes

• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim