10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event