10 Random Poker Quotes

Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
"Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
Why not, when some because there are three.
in the poker game of life women are the rake
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves