10 Random Poker Quotes

• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• It's Free To Fold...
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.