10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.