10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it