10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• It's Free To Fold...
• Poker is for fat, American losers.