10 Random Poker Quotes

• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz