10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."