10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant